Cause jokes
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. š¹š
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aināt a chef!
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Memes
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why arenāt koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didnāt have the koala-fication!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.