Cause

Cause jokes

Koala

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

Earthquake

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

Emo kid

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Memes

Maria

Just a pickup line.

"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."

Chicken

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.

Cake

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

Skeleton

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Inch

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

Ball

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

Seaman

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"

Crib

I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.

Dog

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.

Drive

They said I couldn't drive.

Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.