Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck đ
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
Why are blind people gay Cause
Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why canât anyone sing âhit me with your best shotâ at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time it was sung... the line âfire awayâ caused massive confusion & shooting!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Cause mommy never gave them some
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid cause their like squirt(squirt ketchup)
