Cause jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.