Why does Peter Pan always fly
Cause he neverlands
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why don’t orphans have parents. Cause they were abandoned.
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
why did the man become stupid, cause he was suicidal herbivorous. Ja...
Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Stephen Hawking died cause he got hit by a RAM.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawkins house? cause hasn’t either.
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fart jokes are so popular cause they are real stinkers
Three copycats on a boat 1 jumps off how many are left? 0 cause they’re copycats
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Cause they can’t tell there parents
short people tend to get angry easily....
cause there so close to the ground there anger dosent despite easily....
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
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Why are midgets short Caused they are
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So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
why is 8 afraid of 7? cause 7 ate 9
