Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
Are you a school? Cause i wanna shoot some kids inside of you
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
why cant orphans play monopoly?? cause they cant put a house
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house...... And came back out with a job application then that ran away * CAUSE SHE"S A UGLY FUCK*
Q: why is america bad at chess
A: cause they already lost two towers
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
