Submissive Puppy DM Solicitation

Listen up, buttercup. This dude, Desperate_Share7776, is sliding into the DMs trying to start some intense submissive roleplay by offering to be a 'puppy' and follow commands. It's totally cringe because he's being way too forward and weirdly intense right out of the gate. You probably thought this was a serious dating profile, huh? You fool.