Cause jokes
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Memes
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.