Cause jokes
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.