Cause jokes
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Memes
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.