Gwen are u made at me? Cause that was a faker. Like the faker gwen?
Bitch: Nice eyes brows
Me: Yeah wears yours motherfucker
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thoughts it would look cool)
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy 🥶❄️
why was the cow scared cause he had a nightmoor
there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
