Cause jokes
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.