Cause jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Cause I am Batman!