Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack *if u dont get it it got stuck in the butt crack*
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
WHY CAN'T ORPHANS GO TO FAMILY DOLLAR , CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A FAMILY
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip Cause they need a parent signature
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
