Cause

Cause jokes

Orphan

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Memes

Name

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Robot

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Man

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Friend

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Snake

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Pedophile

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

Man

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

Phone

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Hairline

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Orphan

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Face

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.