Cause jokes
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Memes
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."