Can I tell you a cat joke? Yes cause its purrfect
Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
why did the orphan like milk???cause their parents went to get milk and never came back
Why do men lick girls boobs in sex Cause they are just boys
Why does Peter Pan always fly
Cause he neverlands
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKING FALL OVER CAUSE HE HAD A SCREW LOOSE
why satan dint stoped sanding mesaages to god about hell?
cause they made a juice out of him
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea? Cause once you have it everyone is gone.
this is about gwen
idk her but ppl r just causing to much drama over 1 person who never said on thing to them.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate there life even more in 2021
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why did Lucas die?
Cause he was old lucas
“Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road”? “Cause there was a crack”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Were u born on a highway cause that’s were accident mostly happen
Why don’t orphans have parents. Cause they were abandoned.
why did the man become stupid, cause he was suicidal herbivorous. Ja...
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Cause they can’t tell there parents
