Cause jokes
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
WTF is this?
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!