Cause jokes
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Memes
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.