Cause jokes
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.