Cause jokes

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Why is 8 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 ate 9.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.

Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.

What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!