Cause jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?