Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
why cant orphans work at S.C. johnson......... cause its a famliy company.......
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
