Cause jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Cause I am Batman!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.