Cause jokes
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Memes
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.