Cause jokes
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.