Cause jokes
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.