Cause jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the mailman die?

'Cause everyone dies.

Why don’t orphans have parents?

'Cause they were abandoned.

So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.

Question: Why can't you trust a tree?

Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Why is it OK to hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...

Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!

Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.

Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.

Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.

Why is 8 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 ate 9.