Cause jokes
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!