Cause jokes

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.