Cause jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!