Cause jokes
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.