Cause jokes
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.