Cause jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.