When a person went to a restaurant they died once they were in 3 people were a suspect 2was suspected cause she served the food”turns out it was the food
Me: i must have a mirror in my jeans, cause i see u in my pants
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your hairline so back it caused 911
Im lonely but all i have is my Cheeseburger but what is the matter of liveing if you only have one thing... but a Cheeseburger is ALL YOU NEED CAUSE IT HAS 1000000000000 BUCKS MAN SO I CANT JUST TAKE IT AND SPEND IT WHERE EVERY I WANT.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
I Need to go to the hospital cause im getting shot by a PUN
why is the orphan cold cause there no one to cuddle with
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Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
why don't orphans play minecraft cause technoblade is on the platfrom
why cant orphans play monopoly?? cause they cant put a house
Q: why is america bad at chess
A: cause they already lost two towers
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!
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Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
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So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?
Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere
