Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion & shooting!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid cause their like squirt(squirt ketchup)
Gwen are u made at me? Cause that was a faker. Like the faker gwen?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Cause mommy never gave them some
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause there Family Size✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
Bitch: Nice eyes brows
Me: Yeah wears yours motherfucker
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thoughts it would look cool)
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy 🥶❄️
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere
So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?
Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!
why was the cow scared cause he had a nightmoor
there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
Cause 7 8 9
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Dark..Humor :)
Why did the Orphan chase the family cause he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Can I tell you a cat joke? Yes cause its purrfect
Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
