African-American jokes

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.