African-American jokes

3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

What war did the black community win?

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.