Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
Iran ? more like tin can cause we’re going too kick their teeth in am I right ??
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Burger King got dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his wopper
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
why can't black people have nightmares? cause we shot the last one that had a dream
Do you wanna eat make up cause ur not pretty in the inside
Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather
Orphans have 362 days in a year
Bea cause they don’t have a mother or Father’s Day and no birthday
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help
Why is nasa so sus? Cause they wanted to see uranus
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
why did you and sarah break up? cause she cheetahed on me
How do you cause an African Parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
why did the midget laugh when he ran, cause the grass tickles his balls
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
