Cause jokes
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Memes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!