Cause jokes
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Memes
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!