Cause jokes
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Memes
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(