Cause jokes
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.