Cause jokes
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.