Cause jokes
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Memes
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.