Cause jokes
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.