why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
why did the sun go to college cause it already have a million degrees!
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why did the bike fall over? 'Cause it was wheely tired.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cause they're dead
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
y does everybody like the sun-cause its hot
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
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THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection
I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.
why cant orphans play baseball?
cause they don't know where home is
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha
why does blake like lakes cause of cake
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
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The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
