Cause jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.