why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
