Cause jokes
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Don't Touch My Truck-By: Breland and Sam Hunt
You can drink my liquor. You can call my lady. You can take my money. You can smoke my blunt. Scuff these Jordans. You can say you hate me. You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don't touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don't touch my V8 engine with the windows tinted Boy, we came from the bottom, got it out the mud Whole block jumpin' 'cause the subs stay hittin'. If they roll up on me, know I keep one tucked (ooh, yeah) Woo Tell them boys come and get me. I be ridin' through the city. Young, rich and I'm pretty. Homie, don't get it twisted. Keep a semi in the hemi (oh) Red cup full of Henny. My hitters come in plenties, for real. You can drink my liquor. You can call my lady. You can take my money. You can smoke my blunt. Scuff these Jordans. You can say you hate me. You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don't touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don't touch my Wood grain dash with the matte black finish And it match my shawty with the big ol' butt. Know them boys soft 'cause they got hard feelings. You can try me if you wanna go and test your luck (woo) Tell them boys come and get me (get me) I be ridin' through the city. Young, rich and I'm pretty (yeah) Homie, don't get it twisted (yeah) Keep a semi in the hemi (in the hemi) Red cup full of Henny (yeah, we drinking) My hitters come in plenties, for real. You can drink my liquor. You can call my lady. You can take my money. You can smoke my blunt. Scuff these Jordans. You can say you hate me. You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck Skrrt Skrrt Don't touch my truck Skrrt Skrrt Don't touch my Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, woo, ooh Don't touch my truck (woo, ooh) Don't touch my truck
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!