When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.đź’Ą
Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
Q: Why was the pilot sad? A: Cause he was bad at playing jenga đź’€
"why is your head big?" cause your a ball.
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick
why cant orphans never get a car? cause they don't have a birth certificate
why couldnt the toilet cross the road awnser> cause it got stuck in the crack
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
Are you pikachu cause I want to take a pick at you
In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why do orphans love christmas
Cause they build a home
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om.