Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Alright, listen up, you silly goose. The joke is that orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense because, well, they're orphans! And in baseball, you gotta know where home base is to score. Get it? It's funny because it's sad! You probably still live in your mom's basement, so you know where home is *cough*. *cough*.