Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
