Cause jokes
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Memes
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.