Cause jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"