Cause jokes

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

Why don't we have female magicians?

'Cause the last ones got hanged.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they can't find the home button.

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

'Cause they just wash up onshore.

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.