why did the sun go to college cause it already have a million degrees!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cause they're dead
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
Me running from the principal cause I put ten womanโs rights book on the fictional section๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ haha
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
why does blake like lakes cause of cake
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied Cause they canโt stand up for them selfs
if you need help you will need trash cause you the trash
Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection
I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.
y does everybody like the sun-cause its hot
why cant orphans play baseball?
cause they don't know where home is
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
These people who are offended by rape jokes donโt even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isnโt make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, itโs not making light of those, what itโs doing is itโs taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny
And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I donโt, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I donโt agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
why can't lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
