Cause jokes
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.