Cause jokes
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?