Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
yo mamas so fat that she doesn't need internet cause she is already world wide
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
why are Americans so bad at clash of clans, cause they already lost two towers
What's the leading cause of pedophilia. Sexy children.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day.... only cause I wanted my first time to be special...