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Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
Is your dad spider man cause he got no way home
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
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Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
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Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
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Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
