I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
