Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
Cause he’s a dumbass
Is your dad spider man cause he got no way home
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
why did sally drop her ice cream? cause she has no arms
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
