If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child
why does santa claus have such a big sack??
cause he only comes once a year
why did sally fall off the swing? cause she had no arms knock knock? who's there, not sally
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What is an Orphans favorite toy
Answer: a boomerang cause it is the only thing that comes back to them
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
Why cant orphans eat chips. cause there family sized
