Cause jokes
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?