Cause jokes
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Memes
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!