Cause jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Not Sally.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Why was Santa happy?

'Cause he has hoes.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Why can't orphans play on a computer?

'Cause they have no motherboard.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Why is an orphan bad at tennis?

'Cause he couldn't get any love.

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

'Cause it was two tired!

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.