Cause jokes
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.