Cause jokes

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

'Cause it was two tired!

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Not Sally.

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

Why can't orphans play on a computer?

'Cause they have no motherboard.

We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.