How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
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What did the orphan say to his parents, nothing cause they left him.
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Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
why were the twin towers mad, cause they ordered pepperoni but instead they got...... Plane
why do we tell actors to break a leg
cause every play has a cast
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
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Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
why do orphans play GTA. Cause they wanna feel wanted
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
