Cause jokes
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
Like if its true
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!
Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!
Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!
Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."