Cause Jokes

Go fuck yourself cause I doubt anyone else will 💅

im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

What caused Captain Hook's death?

He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.

Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop

my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know

it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.

rizz

are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain

Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!