Cause

Cause jokes

Drug

Gf: "You are a drug."

Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"

Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."

Desert eagle

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

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  • Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

    Hooker

    How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, cause they'll screw anything.

    Date

    Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!

    Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!

    Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!

    Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?

    Memes

    Jack

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

    Yes, this joke is stolen.

    Skeleton

    Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?

    Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.

    Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.

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  • Asian

    Why can't Asians make a white baby?

    Cause two wongs don't make a white.

    Tampon

    Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

    A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

    Guy

    I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

    Cast

    Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

    Cause every play has a cast.

    Mexican

    Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

    Cause that's the only way they get love.