Cause jokes

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?

'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

Why did the cow cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Just a pickup line.

"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?

'Cause it's a car-PET.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

'Cause she had no arms.

Knock, knock!! Who's there?

Not the girl.

Why does Trump play Minecraft?

'Cause he can build walls.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.