Cause jokes
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Funny Test Answers #8
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.