Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
