Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself
They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?" "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
yo mamas so fat that she doesn't need internet cause she is already world wide
why did the man say im stuck? cause he was...
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
What's the leading cause of pedophilia. Sexy children.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day.... only cause I wanted my first time to be special...
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
