Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family Company
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran
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it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.