Cause Jokes

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy. Yes, this joke is stolen.

What did the orphan say to his parents, nothing cause they left him.

why were the twin towers mad, cause they ordered pepperoni but instead they got...... Plane

why do we tell actors to break a leg

cause every play has a cast

Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them

why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family

Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts

Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"

Why can't Asians make a white baby? Cause two wongs don't make a white

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.

Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk

Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.

#pick-up-line

Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up

so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e

Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend