Cause jokes
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.