Cause Jokes

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

The image is split into two panels. On the left, there is an Uno card that reads "pollinate without causing mass disease OR draw 25." On the right, there is a person holding a handful of cards looking at the camera with text above them that reads "mosquitoes".

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.

Are you a toaster?

'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.

When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.