Hey girl are your pants a mirror. βCause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
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are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
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When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause itβs the kid you predicted
You canβt be short and depressed cause you are compressed
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
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Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
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Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
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hi i am just wondering who went into my account cause iβve changed my password by the way
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
