Cause jokes
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.