Cause jokes
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.