Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Cause everyone says go big or go home
why cant 2 chinese people have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
