Cause jokes
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Memes
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.