Cause jokes
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.