Cause jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Memes
Like if its true
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.