Cause jokes
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Memes
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.