Cause

Cause jokes

Miget

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Basketball

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Cowboy

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Dad

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

Memes

Viagra

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

Octopus

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

Ass

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

Orphan

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Orphan

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Monkey

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

Gun

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

Orphan

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.