Cause jokes
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.