Cause jokes
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.