What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can't make it family friendly
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
why cant 2 chinese people have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
tv: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED farther: Guns cause all these problems! Kid playing fnaf security breach *bang* *Bang* Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Cause everyone says go big or go home
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims cause they went through 80 story’s in 10 seconds 😂
