TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims cause they went through 80 story’s in 10 seconds 😂
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Why did the baby cross the road????
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Why can’t orphans have sex? Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
