Cause jokes
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.