Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Cause Jokes
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
