Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
why do orphans play GTA cause their actually wanted
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
Are you Paris, 'Cause Eiffel for you
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can't make it family friendly
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~
@DreamBlue
why cant 2 chinese people have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet