WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
Cause it was two tired
Why’d the girl fall of the swing.
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock!! Who’s there?
Not the girl
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
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Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
Why cant orphans play on a computer?
Cause they have no motherboard.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
We better stop telling orphan jokes cause their parents will get mad. Oh...wait...nevermind
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
Your hairline caused the solar flare
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
What does a Viagra and Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
