Cause jokes

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

'Cause they are dead.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of the time.

Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.

Gf:...

Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh...

Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted!

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

Why can't orphans ride a bike?

'Cause their parents won't follow them.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.