Cause jokes
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.