Cause jokes
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.