Cause jokes
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.