Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
The Perks of Being an Orphan
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty pants. So, like, orphans don't have parents, right? And schools usually call your parents when you mess up. But if you're an orphan, who's the school gonna call? Exactly! Nobody! So, you can do whatever you want, and there are no consequences. You're so smart that you didn't get that. Pathetic.