What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat , but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!
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If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
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one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare? -- To be and not to be.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
“ when the ugliest cat looked at you“ then you search up the ugliest thing in the world” you show up
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
