Eat that pussy

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. Little Johnny thinks his dad is talking about eating the cat, but "eat that pussy up" is slang for, uh, doing the nasty. Get it? You probably still don't. You probably think 5G is a government conspiracy.