Cat jokes
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
A black cat will be racist next.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.