Cat Jokes

why cat orphans watch sci fi movies?

because they wont understand what the mother ship is

What do you say when a cat says me moaw the cat says me tooo🤬😒☺️🥲🤣😂🙈

me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your name in your house 🏡 I did not have any good time for dinner today but I did have a good night sleep and

Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

whats the difference between family and cats...

cats wont abuse u at christmas

My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks

what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A BOOMBOXER

How do you make a cat go "woof"? .... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"

if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack

I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club

why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow

What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃

Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't I do it myself

hi i.............................................................................................................. sorr y my cat t f my cat touched my computtter i dont know where how to deleete. the joe is the joke is that f if you if jj sorry its har d to type the joke is that if y if you

if you i taking a cap if you if if you take a cap off a bottle is it decaptai decapit j decapti decapitation soryr guys sorry guys its g h its a aha h h a ah ah a hard word to spell

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...