Cat Jokes

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how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss

puss

Hey kels whats on your arm?

Oh that was the cat

We don't have a cat...

Oh...

how do you make a cat say woof? you cover it in petrol and light a match.

I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats

Does your cat scratch you?Yeah ,I need gave him payback ,but now he won't respond.

Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter

hello ppls i'm lilkitten ig

What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrple

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

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Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from, I answered “my cat has ocd”

Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments :)

In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.