I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying, I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
Every one likes orphans but there parents
My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
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A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,
"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
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Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.
I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still donāt care.
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow Iām so nice taking care of the disabled
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
Doctor: Iām sorry, I canāt see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I canāt ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because Iām a family physician.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are, Man I love working at an orphanage
Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.
what do you call an orphanage? a parent less shelter/ homeless shelter
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for 20$ an hour.