My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.
Your dad is gone
I get more care packages than Africa
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
why do orphans like pedo because it's someone that loves them and they can call daddy
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
hahahahahha
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
"We are trans We are Gay We are lesbian We are Bi" We Do Not Care
what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
Two terrorists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says “We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey” The Bartender asks “Why a donkey?” Then Terrorist 2 says “See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people.”
Me: Mom i think i need to go to the hospital ......Mom: OMG Why son ......Me: Idk whats wrong but everytime i close my eyes i can see
.....Think about it then spread LMAO
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
What do you call a cat with a live in doctorz?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I care when my computer crashes.
One day a snail got robbed by two turtles. The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles)
An orphan died. No one cared why? Who is supposed spread the word his parents.
