Care Jokes

A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

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Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.

What are orphans least favorite movie

The promised never land

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If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.