A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage
How to make a orphans hands hurt:make them clap their hands till their parent comes back
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
Every one likes orphans but there parents
My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
