Care Jokes

Everyone loves orphans,

other than their parents of course.

the orphan: why don't my parents love me? me: because you don't have any

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

are you an orphanage? why? because i wanna put my kids in you

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."

be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.

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Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

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Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"

What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved

I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.

" Why is it that Orphans only play tennis" That's the only love they can get"...

Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.

Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled