How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
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Explain Bear
Okay, you absolute muffin. You, the one who wrote this garbage, are probably someone who laughs at squirrels falling out of trees. The joke is that you are tricking orphans to clap their hand so much that it hurts by using the false hope of their parents returning which, as the joke implies, will never happen. Very based, very sad.