Care jokes

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

Like this if you are in foster care.

I get more care packages than Africa.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

Why are orphans lucky?

Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?