i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,
"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
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Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for 20$ an hour.
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
How to get quick cash: Step 1: Kill a child's parents Step 2: Do foster care for them Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
