Care jokes

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

Like this if you are in foster care.

I get more care packages than Africa.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

Why can't orphans have cookies?

They are home made.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

Why are orphans lucky?

Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.