Care jokes

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

Like this if you are in foster care.

I get more care packages than Africa.

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

Why are orphans lucky?

Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

Why can't orphans have cookies?

They are home made.