Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
I get more care packages than Africa.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell there parents.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
