Care jokes
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Like this if you are in foster care.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
I get more care packages than Africa.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.