Newest Car Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the emo kid not cross the road.

He was waiting for a car

Btw ik this joke is bad 👎

Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny

7 y/o me in my dad's car: Dad,
I wanna turn on the light. Can
I press this button?
My dad:
No!! That's the button that will kill everyone

what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong

what's the difference between a car and a car i have absolutely no idea sorry

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues

My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

.......Rape.

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

so true

Smart cars,
smart TVs,
smart
phones...
When will
they start
making
smart people?

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”

why do the orphans fuck in their cars? cuz they dont know what a home is

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

when you learn how to
disassemble your car key
I know the secrets
of the machine
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I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so