New Car Jokes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

cars are like bullets, you jump in front of one they solve all your problems

what is a orphan's favorite car

a family car

By the time I ran my wife over with my car. I had to stop for gas twice.

Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

What do you call Hitler speeding?

The Fast and the Fuherous.

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.

Usually I just use tissues

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?

.......Rape.

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening. "Sure honey! If you suck my dick! So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!" "Oh yeah, I forgot" says the father "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”