Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
POV you
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
yo mama so pretty ? she could get in a car crash because boys"are staring at her
yo mama is so fat? she can't even get in her own car because shes fat.
why did hittle kill himself because he wanted to buy car but the hittler farted
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
