Car

Car Jokes

My teacher asks all of us in class what is your favorite thing in the world? Josh: Cookies-Jacob-My parents-Erika-My Friends!-Brody-Lamborghinis.-Me-Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens.... ;)-My Teacher-Ok every one that was all good..... WAIT A DANG SECOND *Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home ๐Ÿ  was your name on it haha ๐Ÿ˜‚ day a day I was thinking of a good

I made a bet with my friend that I couldnโ€™t create a working car with spaghetti. You should have seen her fave when I drove pasta๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it