Car jokes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
A Ford?
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.