Tee

Tee Jokes

Trans woman

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

Friend

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Memes

Comic

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Golfer

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Golfer

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

Nun

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

People

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Water

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?