Tee jokes
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Tate
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Ttt.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
