Tee

Tee Jokes

A profession golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?" "Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive." "Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

mom, what happens if you swear at a church? well honey a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and numb chucks will beat you