Tee jokes

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."