What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.
After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.
After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Hay can you help me to her on no that is gross I ment my car
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents
Every time someone calls you you a little different car? Just say no I’m not
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
