Bored? Run over a orphan with your car! what are they going to do tell their nonexistent parents?
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? Atleast my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car
My dad seen rupaul drag race? Asked when will they do up the cars!
What Plate do you need to eat in a car? A LICENCES PLATE
you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
As the car is crashed, "I see a light"
How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.
He used Tesco car wash.
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.
How do you get 50 babies into a car? You blend them.
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?" Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?" Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..." Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then". He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!" Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming? Fresh road kill.
yo mom so stupid that when she seen went to see fast and furious 8 she was bringing her car to the theater.
