You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RHYME ROVER
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
