Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
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a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
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"How was your day?" "It was great" "what was so great about it?" "i saw a puppy" "awww" "and i ran over it :)"
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
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what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
