What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What does a car have when its very itchy?
A road rash
My wife was run over
POV you
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
the stigg and his fake ass life
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
.......Rape.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
