Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
I love β€οΈ taking my daughter out in the car π every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog ππ
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
What color is your bugati
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesnβt have a home page.
52. Whatβs the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I donβt have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her βhead and shoulders β on the backseat of her car
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop π
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? Because it said, Focus
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
To People who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree
