whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked? “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car and she farted into the gas tank.