Cant jokes
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Memes
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.