Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Memes
Women, am I right?
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈