Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
