Cant jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because no one will call them daddy.

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

Why can't orphans have relationships?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.

Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

What's big and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.

Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.

Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

- JFK

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they can't access the home screen.

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he has "no body" to go with!