Cant jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"