Scanning Myself At Walmart Is Hard For Some Reason

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Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You think that because you're a fox you can just waltz around with no purpose? This is why you have depression. Here's the deal: You went to Walmart, tried to scan yourself as an item (which is already dumb), and then claimed you're worthless because it didn't work. It's called self-deprecation, and it's what people who are sad do. You're basically saying, "I'm garbage, lol." Now, go think about that before you try to scan yourself at a grocery store again.

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  • Comments (2)

  • I think i can scan mine because i have barcode. But i know that the price is this : 0 dollar

    ...or is it because you're priceless? :-)

    Minty Porpoise

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