Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Memes
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!