Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Memes
what do blind people and orphans have in conman? they both cant see they're parents...
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.