"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
