Cant jokes
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
NO PAPERS CAN CHANGE MY FUTURE!
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.