Cant jokes
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Memes
Women, am I right?
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.