Cant jokes

IQ

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Baby

My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.

Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."

Memes

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Orphan

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.

Orphan

You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.

Asian

Why can't two Asians make a white kid?

Two wrongs don't make a white.

Sister

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)