What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.