why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
why cant an orphan be gay it has no one to call daddy
why cant a orphan go on a field trip? they don't have a parent signature.
you know why orphan can't play baseball, cause they cant find home.
why cant to asians make a white kid? two wongs dont make a white
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)
its so sad that Stephen hawkings cant stand up for himself
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
why cant orphans be gay
bc no one will call them daddy
Why cant orphans play gta beacause there not wanted
why cant Orphans have relationships? because they have no one to call daddy
Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
Why cant a orphan be gay~ They have no one to call daddy
Why cant orphans Be gay
Because they have no one to cal daddy
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
why cant orphans go on school trips :parents signature
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
So i told the officer
I cant even walk when Im sober
