Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
