Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.