Cant jokes
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Memes
Supposed to be video but cant do that
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.