Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.