Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
Memes
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.