Cant jokes

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they can't call them "daddy."

I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.

Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.

Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.

Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?

They need parental permission.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.