Son:Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!

Mom:YOU HAVE CANCER?!

Son:Mom, as my zodiac symbol…

Mom:…

Raffie

A joke huh? My sense of humor.

how is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.uskan

Why does Ella have cancer? Because she’s stupid

please stop using this thread it is cancer

The earth is flat

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had aids.

make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief

Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “why the long face?”. The horse replies saying “My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart.” The bartender responds saying “oh” sympathetically. “sucks to be you!” The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer.

A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

The make a wish foundation has gone too far. All of the make a wish kids asked for cancer to be gone so they just gave the cancer to all of the make a wish kids.

stop joking with cancer.

  • from a survivor :)

Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah fuck all you cancer patients

What is a “dad”?

My wife was going to have a abortion and I have cancer Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don’t know if they’ll be alive to see it.

Jake Paul is some ass

My jokes are cancer.

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