What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need? A: Tumor
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
Knock knock Who’s there Mimi Mimi who Mimi’s got cancer
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What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
what do you call a guy named Ben
answer= Ben
Dark humor is like a kid withe cancer It never gets old
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
For soo long I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back? Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked. “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?” He replied, “Yes I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WebMD: Cancer.
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The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
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