Cancer Jokes

1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: thank you for your service.

Sorry if it’s too far but don’t come here if u can’t take it

Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you

child with cancer says mother what will i be when i grow up and then the mother says shut up dick you have cancer hehehe.

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What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

A Lymphomaniac

What did sally get for Christmas cancer

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".

Fuck my dad has cancer lol

walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade

The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more

Carys’s mum has chemo

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What did the cancer doctor say You just got a new Christmas present

Cancer

Justin Masotti

Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.

You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!