Cancer jokes
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"
She: "How can I resolve this?"
He: "Get a Cancer!"
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Yeet.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.