Cancer jokes
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Yeet.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.