Cancer jokes
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Jake Paul is some ass.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
Kollaps
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Oliver Savage's life.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.