Cancer
Nickelback
whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
For soo long I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
9/11
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Wants one way to get a free haircut
Call the cancer hotline
What’s a cancer girls sex kink? Hair Pull.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
I would go suck some titties but I’d rather die from being shot then cancer
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
