Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can’t defeat Cancer!
North Korea
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
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Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of nohair.
ANIME CATS
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself ....... hey y'all I'm Diane
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
