Cancer jokes
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
Cancer?
Cancer
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
North Korea?
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Anime cats.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!