Cancer jokes
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer? Cell-ablate!
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
Nickelback.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.