Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
North Korea
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
ANIME CATS
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
