Cancer jokes

Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)

Stop joking with cancer.

- From a survivor :)

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

Ur mom.

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

What's a cancer patient's favorite food?

Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer…

All of the bristles fell out!

He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"

She: "How can I resolve this?"

He: "Get a Cancer!"