Cancer jokes

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.

Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)

What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

Ur mom.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.

What's a cancer patient's favorite food?

Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?

Hair pull.

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer…

All of the bristles fell out!

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"

She: "How can I resolve this?"

He: "Get a Cancer!"